Tips, tips, tips, tips, and more @$%^ tips
Sunday, October 11th, 2009 at 5:41 pm by Wally
Is it me?
Am I going mad, have I just noticed, has it been going on forever?
I’ve just started to notice a vast number of TIPS.
TIPS on how to save money.
TIPS on how to use your time more wisely.
TIPS on better healthy living.
Blah blah blah.
The trend to tips
Gives me the shits
Cos the trouble with tips
Is there’s not time for thinks.
And that about sums it up really. TIPS. The things you have when you don’t want to think something through or take some time for reflection. Gimme some TIPS. Preferably in bullet point form. Keep it short. Use Readers Digest words. Give it me now. And then piss off.
Erk. A world full of no thinking and a bucket of tips. Yuk. Bring back time for reflection, thinking, and the occasional hint. Tips suck.
…what about dot points?
Or tips listed as dot points?
Or dot points listed as tips?